Jemma Emergency Kit

Dearest of friends and fans,

the episodes of 197 and 198 have been classified by the ffda as an official imaginary healthazard.

To show you the adequate measures taken we have taken to creating this page. Please help yourself to virtual remedies as needed.

Back Pains

Don't pack more than 10% of your body weight
Don't pack more than 10% of your body weight

In case your back is being seriously challenged by carrying torches around all the time on the road to somewhere, you of course have the choice of consulting your local drugstore for some tylenol, but we, from Jemmainternational would rather recommend a combination therapy of natural relaxants(like tea, grapes and yoghurt), hot showers (to get cleaned up again)  and warm water bottles or other things to keep you warm and cuddly, like spooning with your gf,for example.

If all fails, physical therapy might help.

A lot.

Heart Hurts?
Heart Hurts?

Chest Pains

Now, it is important to differentiate: Is it a burning sensation? A pressure? You feel dizzy, not so well, short of breath? Not normal?

The pain crawls along your left arm?Floods into your back? How's your blood pressure doing? Is your girlfriend a good influence on it? Get yourself some nitro spray and some aspirin from Ronnie, and seek professional help. I think Timo's cute nurse is on duty.She'll  be happy to do an ECG.

Palpitations

Well,now your heart is beating really fast out of excitement? We kind of like that! But maybe you should have less coffee and more chocofresh?

Lay back and relax.

Measuring the pulse with  your tongue
Measuring the pulse with your tongue

Blurry Vision&Hot flashes

Seeing Leaves?
Seeing Leaves?

Hold on? You're having chest pains, erratic heartbeats, clouded vision and feeling kind of warm?

And you're not responding anymore?

Hello?

Helloo?

Uh oh.

I think it's time to call the pros.

 

Breathe!
Breathe!
Charge!
Charge!
Thank Goodness
Thank Goodness

Alive and in Heaven

Survived!
Survived!
Straight out of the fridge
Straight out of the fridge

Cool down.

With Champagne and Chocofresh.