Episode 230

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Episode 230
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  • #1

    San (Dienstag, 30 August 2011 19:43)

    Miss Marple AG, now that's a school group I can get on-board with! Just spewed soda out my nose. #tmi

  • #2

    Anns (Dienstag, 30 August 2011 19:58)

    Caro, always the voice of reason. And please Jenny don't fall, my poor heart can't take any extra drama.

    I would love to join the Miss Marple AG too! (I have always wondered how on earth every time miss Marple goes on a friendly visit 'BOOM' murder happens. People, don't ask her for a cup of tee, you'll end up dead. Just in case, don't ask Bea for a cup of tee either, unless you are Helena.)

  • #3

    Kirsty (Dienstag, 30 August 2011 20:13)

    Love Caro! Love the scene by the stairs! and love how Jenny looks up when Fr.Jaeger says they're been sent from heaven :))
    So, I am not the only one to have noticed Wicked finishes in Oberhausen this week as well as HaHe ending- bad week :( but I just wanted to quote part of my favourite Wicked song, I think it applies here-for me anyway..
    " Wenn wir uns hier vielleicht auch nie mehr wieder sehn, Was ich fuehle ist eher dankbarkeit als schmerz, Du lebst in mir-ich hab so viel gelernt von dir, Deine Handschrift schrieb mir wichtiges ins herz"
    Yeah this week is going to be sad but we should be thankful we had Jemma even just for a while :)

  • #4

    Ammy (Dienstag, 30 August 2011 21:26)

    I am LOVING the new Emma! So bold! And it's super fantastic to see Jemma being all cutsie again! Squeeeeeee!

    I may have panicked...a...little....ok ALOT when Jenny started losing her balance on the ladder! Though, screaming at my computer screen, I see, is not going to help her. Damn it! Why cant my computer work like AHA's "Take On Me" music video?!?

  • #5

    Cynthia (Dienstag, 30 August 2011 21:51)

    lol Emma's face when Jenny volunteered them to help

  • #6

    Ammy (Dienstag, 30 August 2011 22:10)

    I am now starting to belive I may need help as we make our way through the final journey that is Jemma. I'm going to have to join J.A.-Jemmaholics Anonymous to help me get through the withdraw symptoms when it ends. I can already imagine how my introduction into JA is going to go down:

    "Hello. My name is Amanda. I'm 28 years old from Ft. Lauderdale, FL and I'm.....(DRAMATIC PAUSE).....a Jemmaholic! (Breaks down into Mass Hysterics) I JUST LOVE THEM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!! *FAINTS*"

  • #7

    angie (Dienstag, 30 August 2011 22:12)

    Thank you! You girls are amazingly observant! Noticing details like Jenny's change of shoes and HaH/Wicked's last week of performances! Sad sad sad.... :( I still can't believe Kim, the actress who plays Helena, is younger than Lucy! She really owns the character! Will really miss them after Friday~~~

  • #8

    San (Dienstag, 30 August 2011 22:52)

    @Ammy Welcome, Amanda. I'm Sandra, and it's been 5 hours since my last Jemma Fix. That is if you don't count viewing screencaps or reading transcripts. How funny!

  • #9

    Kirsty (Dienstag, 30 August 2011 23:07)

    Cynthia I know, her face was so funny.. the new terrier-Emma could totally think of something else they could be doing..

  • #10

    Marie-Helene (Dienstag, 30 August 2011 23:34)

    @Kirsty: Thanks for this beautiful quote from Wicked. It's so meaningful right now.

    "It well may be, That we will never meet again, In this lifetime, So let me say before we part, So much of me, Is made from what I learned from you, You'll be with me, Like a handprint on my heart, And now whatever way our stories end, I know you have re-written mine, By being my friend" (For good, Wie Ich Bin))

  • #11

    Joey (Dienstag, 30 August 2011 23:48)

    Woah. What? Wicked is closing in Oberhausen? Was this planned or an early closure?

    Man, i'm sad. Was planning to see it in the next few months.

    echt schade :(

  • #12

    Conchi (Mittwoch, 31 August 2011 01:55)

    Was Lucy performing again in "Wicked" after finishing the tv-show filming at the end of June?

  • #13

    Metric07 (Mittwoch, 31 August 2011 02:18)

    "Ben wakes up and finds himself back in the Room. He’s not thrilled at this turn of events, for some reason."

    That made me lol.

    The stairway scene was pure Jemma adorableness. Go Terrier!Emma

    @angie I had no idea that the actress playing Helena is younger than Lucy. Wow. When I first got into Jemma I felt all pervy for crushing on Lucy then found out she's actually 6 years older then me haha the woman has amazing genes.

  • #14

    shareher (Mittwoch, 31 August 2011 03:40)

    ahhh how cute is jenny's 'sent from heaven' noise. <3 Lucy!

  • #15

    San (Mittwoch, 31 August 2011 04:07)

    @shareher OMG! That's the most amazing thing I ever heard :)

  • #16

    San (Mittwoch, 31 August 2011 04:27)

    This was a very enjoyable episode: Jemma cuteness, Emma attitude, Frau Jäger emotional breakdowns, Singing and Dancing!

    First, no one mentioned that Jenny ran smack dab into Caro going to the vending machine! I need to be warned of these things. Jenny FN ran over Caro :)

    During "Celebration", I loved Jenny's very literal interpretive dance moves. Pointing to the floor when singing "right here", laughing at "laughter too." Very amusing :)

    What kind of poltergeist ladder is that?!?! I would have been worried, but I was preoccupied with the unnatural physics and unexplained incessant shaking. Yes, Jenny was defying gravity. There, I said it!

    Love it how Ronnie is surprised that kidnapping is extra $$$. What an idiot!

  • #17

    Ammy (Mittwoch, 31 August 2011 04:45)

    Oh San, you amuse me so! That was hilarious!

  • #18

    KBee (Mittwoch, 31 August 2011 04:48)

    @Kirsty and @Marie-Helene, thanks for the quote and translation. So fitting. Beautiful.

  • #19

    Libellule (Mittwoch, 31 August 2011 04:58)

    Damn you, Sat1, damn you! And yes, I'm still cursing since yesterday because it's such a waste of...magics! All the actors are at the top of their game right now, they perfectly "own" their respective character so they actually can play (like in "have fun") with it, and it shows. And it's so amazing to watch...
    Why, oh why Sat1, are you taking that away?!!!

    And again, bow down to this wonderfully talented team of writers, directors, actors, producers, everybody involved that gave life to HaH. From the bottom of my heart.

    It's just my second comment here though I've been an avid early follower, but like many I guess, I feel the urge to finally participate because the farewell clock is ticking like crazy...
    So thank you dearly to the generous people behind this website, for sharing the Jemma Love(and by extent the HaH Love)and allowing this great international ride!
    And also like many,I gonna terribly miss these transcripts and the translator/editor notes. The one that completely cracked me up today:
    "Haven't seen Caro speechless since she mourned those strawberries."

  • #20

    Libellule (Mittwoch, 31 August 2011 05:09)

    Actually I was going to say the same thing about the Caro/Jenny "encounter" but I would add this: Caro, why did you push your head back to AVOID that smack? Seriously? Have another look at Jenny's lips, just saying... ;p

    @ KBee
    I totally second that. Thx @Kirsty and @Marie-Hélène.

  • #21

    San (Mittwoch, 31 August 2011 05:17)

    @Libellule I know right?! I think there might have been some boob bump ;)

  • #22

    Kirsty (Mittwoch, 31 August 2011 08:09)

    @Shareher I didn't hear her noise, I was far too preoccupied with Lucy's perfect face- I will have to watch again and listen out for it...

    @Conchi @Joey No, Wicked was planned to stop this weekend. They are moving all the sets etc to Holland for the Dutch production starting at the end of October (I'm going! Squueee!!) I really, really hope that afterwards it goes back to Germany and Lucy goes back to it- I'm so there!

    Bet Caro isn't too upset at Jenny crashing into her like that, I've just watched a bit of the ep when they first met and I reckon there's a bit of flirting goes on- and who wouldn't.. :)

  • #23

    Tintin (Mittwoch, 31 August 2011 08:09)

    Amazing how Jenny and Emma have new shoes if needed. =)

  • #24

    tamu13 (Mittwoch, 31 August 2011 09:30)

    Looks like Emma have an acrophobia..
    @tintin.. Jemma's shoes drama always tickling ;)

  • #25

    Kirsty (Mittwoch, 31 August 2011 11:33)

    @ San -Lucy defying gravity 'Bähm' lol totally missed that when I first read your post :)

  • #26

    Clijsters3 (Mittwoch, 31 August 2011 11:40)

    Lol! at the noise Jenny makes at the mention of heaven. I didn't notice Jenny's footwear had magically changed, though guess I'll have to watch it again what a chore. Nice to see them happy and giggly again, although Caro does seem to be the voice of reason and not for the first time either. Has Caro actually had a storyline since the Ben and affair with his father one? was she pregnant or I have just made that up?

    Nice to see another recap over on AE.

    Lol @San nice comments that ladder seemed to be wobbling for an eternity, I even started thinking if you're gonna fall then just fall. Then I realised what I was thinking and asked for forgiveness, sorry Jenny.

    Oh and as for the actress playing Helena is younger than Lucy no way!!! Do we know how old she is?

  • #27

    Clijsters3 (Mittwoch, 31 August 2011 11:47)

    It's ok I've just looked her up myself and she's 28, she's looks a lot better and younger without all that make up on.

  • #28

    Tintin (Mittwoch, 31 August 2011 11:47)

    I will miss my daily dose of Jemma
    @tamu13: there's always drama everytime they are wearing new shoes

  • #29

    Kittykatcop (Mittwoch, 31 August 2011 13:39)

    Love it - Emma's look at Caro when she and Jenny go back upstairs to put something in Herr Heisig's "inbox" (snigger snigger) totally says "Bite Me". Okay I have fallen into the gutter and caught the train down to hell with the rest of you. I MUST get on with some work, my students are going to have nothing to learn when we go back to school tomorrow!

  • #30

    Wired (Mittwoch, 31 August 2011 13:59)

    Oh Emma you terrier you! I am loving this new attitude with Emma too. When she decideds to support Jenny she does it 110%! Give Caro attitude back was priceless! I was waiting for her to give her the hand too. I love seeing Jenny and Emma all giggly and kissy together.

    Sigh...not sure how I"m going to survive next week with no new episodes. If anyone has a plan let me know...I need to figure out how to slowly take myself off my Jemma addiction!

  • #31

    frananifan (Mittwoch, 31 August 2011 14:26)

    @Wired. Survival plan? I can see a drinking game in all of this. I cannot handle my alcohol so well, so I may use chocolate.

  • #32

    Kittykatcop (Mittwoch, 31 August 2011 15:01)

    Only if it's Chocofresh..........Oh you know you were all thinking it. ;)

  • #33

    San (Mittwoch, 31 August 2011 15:29)

    Re: Shoes, Let's not forget that Jenny is a volleyballer. She has tennies on the ready in her the locker room. And her shoes actually look like volleyball shoes! 10 points for realism, HaH!

    @Kirsty I enjoy those first episodes with Jenny. There is a noticable difference between how Jenny reacts to Emma and how she reacts to Caro. And Caro is really working it hard, but Jenny isn't having any of it. Quite funny :) How does she describe her, "Barbie doll bitch"???

  • #34

    San (Mittwoch, 31 August 2011 15:37)

    @frananifan Drinking games? Like every time you think of Jemma Awesomeness, you take a drink until you pass out? It could probably work with alcohol, chocolate, or (my personal favorite) gummi bears.

  • #35

    Prou (Mittwoch, 31 August 2011 18:37)

    @San, i may have to take the three at once... (acute withdrawal symptom already here.)
    BTW, i love how Emma glows everytime Jenny gets lovey-dovey with her...cute, argggg, next week...

  • #36

    Anns (Mittwoch, 31 August 2011 19:35)

    Ok guys, where's 231? Why isn't it online. I'm dying here.

  • #37

    KBee (Mittwoch, 31 August 2011 19:44)

    Hi. Say, my usual lunch routine is to come home, fire up my computer, and watch the Jemma episode for the day. Given the time zone differences, the episode is usually available on the website by now. Today it isn't. Is there something going on? Sat1 isn't pulling the final episodes off-line are they? May be just a delay... but I gotta say... I'm feeling a little withdrawal-ly. :-) I'll check back, but if anyone has news, please share. Thx.

  • #38

    Kittykatcop (Mittwoch, 31 August 2011 19:55)

    Oh my life, is this what cold turkey feels like.

  • #39

    Kittykatcop (Mittwoch, 31 August 2011 19:57)

    Just noticed 226 is gone, hopefeully that means 231 will be up soon. Not that I want to watch Jenny crying, but I think I will if it doesn't appear. :-(

  • #40

    AmyLnnLee (Mittwoch, 31 August 2011 20:04)

    Oh where is the 231? this waiting kills me. Hope it will show up soon !

  • #41

    Anns (Mittwoch, 31 August 2011 20:54)

    Seriously, if I can't even handle the fact that todays episode is couple of hours late, I will surely have a nervous breakdown come friday. I need to get to Anonymous-Jemmaholics stat.

  • #42

    Kittykatcop (Mittwoch, 31 August 2011 20:56)

    Friday, I'm going to be a blithering idiot at this rate by about 10pm UK time. This is infact a nightmare.

  • #43

    Wired (Mittwoch, 31 August 2011 21:09)

    @Kittykatcop and @Anns I agree with you guys! I'm so addicted this waiting is not making me crazy! Of course this means next week I'm really going to be agitated since nothing will be showing at all! Argh! :)

    Since I can't get 231 I did re-watch 230 and finally noticed that sound Jenny made when they were told they were from heaven. So cute! Also I loved Emma's expression when Jenny voluntered them to help out, she seemed not to believe it and then just accepted it. She really is following Jenny's lead! Also Emma's expression after telling off Caro and Jenny is dragging her up the stairs is priceless...kind of like she's saying "So there! too bad!". I love Kasia's acting!

  • #44

    Anns (Mittwoch, 31 August 2011 21:09)

    According to facebook someone has found the ep on myvideo.de. I googled it but the episode is not viewable outside Germany. It's getting late so no Jemma for me today it seems. :(

  • #45

    amidola (Mittwoch, 31 August 2011 21:21)

    Guys, no idea about what's up with the ep today, they DID put up the Jemma clip for 231, so they probably messed up, trying to bllink through tear stained vision, and forgot the ep?

  • #46

    San (Mittwoch, 31 August 2011)

    Obviously, the ep is stuck on the top of the demon ladder. *sigh*

  • #47

    Ammy (Mittwoch, 31 August 2011 21:45)

    Oh good...I'm not the only one experiencing Jemma Withdraw right now. I swear f they don't put that episode up very soon I am passive-agressively going to do nothing about it except sit in the corner and cry. Now, I'm just scared to see what happens after friday when they stop airing altogether.

  • #48

    Kittykatcop (Mittwoch, 31 August 2011 21:57)

    This is absolutely ridiculous, I haven't been like this since I was about fourteen. I am actually going to the hairdressers tomorrow, photo of Lucy Scherer in hand and telling them to make me look like that! I think the hair is about the only thing I'll be able to pull off.
    This has made the realisation actually sink in......after Friday there will be no more. I am actually going to cry - somebody please return me to the state of a sensible 30something. (I think I use the word actually too much)

  • #49

    amidola (Mittwoch, 31 August 2011 22:03)

    While everyone's been waiting,just wanted to share this song with you:
    Remind you of someone?;-)
    xoxo goodnight!
    P.S.: Translations are done and up,as soon as the ep is.

  • #50

    Devil may cry (Mittwoch, 31 August 2011 22:13)

    I also noticed Jenny's reaction to Mrs Jäger's "You're heaven sent", pretty sure it's not scripted and it made me smile to see how Lucy is comfortable "playing" Jenny.

  • #51

    Ammy (Mittwoch, 31 August 2011 22:14)

    I totally want to join Jenny's gang! Cause I'm not wearing blue jeans....granted though....I'm not wearing pants at all right now....but that's a story for another day.

  • #52

    Lolo (Mittwoch, 31 August 2011 22:17)

    There is now a new video, but yet to see ep 231!

  • #53

    yaya (Mittwoch, 31 August 2011 22:21)

    And aren't there any videos on sixx web??

  • #54

    Anns (Mittwoch, 31 August 2011 22:22)

    Lol Ammy! Do tell, I have all the time in the world.

  • #55

    Randy (Mittwoch, 31 August 2011 22:44)

    Jemma 231 has been on You Tube since yesterday. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaGlxTfdwqy&feature=related.

  • #56

    Ammy (Mittwoch, 31 August 2011 22:46)

    Well Anns, I......may or may not have managed to spill floor cleaning solution on my pants at work and have spent the last hour hiding in the employee breakroom while my pants are being washed....Not that I'm giving blondes a bad name or anything.

  • #57

    Kirsty (Mittwoch, 31 August 2011 23:00)

    Seriously, WTF is going on here? Haven't we been jerked around enough! To do this to us this week when we are already emotional and on a knife edge?! Sat1- you are not nice. And we will send Emma round in her magic trainers to tell you that! She'll sort you out >:(

  • #58

    San (Mittwoch, 31 August 2011 23:25)

    Y'all are all just the best!

    @Ammy Blonde happens *shrug* Hope your pants made it through.

  • #59

    frananifan (Donnerstag, 01 September 2011 01:05)

    @San. Eveytime they change shoes...everytime a Bergmann makes a stupid face...everytime Caro and Emma have a verbal smackdown...double choco-shots whenever Helena lurks around the corner...endless opportunities.

  • #60

    Conchi (Donnerstag, 01 September 2011 01:33)

    This wait is getting me nervous!...no news?...

  • #61

    Marie-Helene (Donnerstag, 01 September 2011 01:56)

    Very weird...

  • #62

    San (Donnerstag, 01 September 2011 02:06)

    @frananifan Sorry, just woke up in a puddle of my own vomit. What did you say after "change shoes"? ;)

    Also, every time someone says "Es tut mir leid" "Sorry" "Ok" "Wow" "Super idee" "Arschloch"... *thud*

  • #63

    frananifan (Donnerstag, 01 September 2011 02:19)


  • #64

    Prou (Donnerstag, 01 September 2011 03:09)

    The nightmare just started!! No new clips.... (FAINTS)

  • #65

    KBee (Donnerstag, 01 September 2011 03:09)

    *tapping fingers... pacing... picking up piles of magazines then putting them down again... rechecking website...* Okay, yikes! I need a meeting. Did someone mention where the JA meeting was being held? :-)

  • #66

    Metric07 (Donnerstag, 01 September 2011 03:40)

    Oh wow, waiting for the latest episode has only been made slightly more bearable by reading all the hilarious comments here! Next week is going to be hell.

  • #67

    frananifan (Donnerstag, 01 September 2011 03:49)

    @Kbee et.al....I can't clearly remember my first Jemma but I will never forget trying to share the experience with my "sig-nif-i-cant other" (said in snarky tone). She shot me down and had no interest in any of it. Said I was a fool. "It's in German. You don't speak German!" I have been late for work more than once. I have skipped a shower in order to watch an ep and then get to work on time. I have also passed on a party with the neighbors in order to have Jemma...alone. My real name is Fran and Jemma is my drug of choice.

  • #68

    shareher (Donnerstag, 01 September 2011 04:00)

    @Kirsty Yes it's easy to get distracted by Lucy's perfect lips, eyes dimple...ahh!
    @San isn't it just?! I can't quite understand how Kasia didn't melt right onto the floor next to her at that noise!

  • #69

    Libellule (Donnerstag, 01 September 2011)

    What? No HaH today? But it's already tomorrow in Germany! Yes, I'm getting all meta, having Jemma withdrawals like everybody else here...
    Sat1, you already gonna be responsible for thousands of people taking antidepressants and trying to figure out how to get back to their REAL life next week, you can't mess up right now yet. We want our fix NOW, it's not up to you, Sat1, to decide when we should start rehab by "progressively skipping an episode here and there", we'll manage the addiction withdrawals in our own timing. It's still gonna be abrupt and too soon for everybody anyway... ;p

  • #70

    Ammy (Donnerstag, 01 September 2011 04:30)

    @San: I love that saying. I might have to borrow that from you sometimes. LoL! Yep. They survived. I was just told not to do that again....Whoops.

    Well, I guess it's safe to assume with the events of today and not having a Jemma Episode...I think it might be time to call the first meeting of Jemmaholics Anonymous to order.

  • #71

    Libellule (Donnerstag, 01 September 2011 04:36)

    My apologies in advance for the "off-hand" comment I'm about to make, but the day has been long, work was stressful and I was longing for today HaH episode to "cheer me up" (yes, I know, it's not the most joyful events in HaH-land lately, but still, joining this wonderful parallel universe of tv amazingness every night makes me happy. :) ).
    So, since 231 is nowhere to be seen, I was looking over the screenshots of 230 at the top of this page. And on the before-last one, that's some, hem, "interesting" view Emma seems to have from where she stands. Just saying. ;p

  • #72

    Libellule (Donnerstag, 01 September 2011 04:43)

    And on the 4th one, Jenny looks like a meerkat! That screenshot is great. :D

  • #73

    KBee (Donnerstag, 01 September 2011 04:50)

    Look on HaH FB page. Quick fix?

  • #74

    Libellule (Donnerstag, 01 September 2011 04:56)

    And I'm totally soliloquying on this website right now.
    No HaH today means I'll have no excuse for being all wrecked tomorrow at work because I don't have anything to keep me busy till 2am tonight.
    So I guess I have time to do some real life stuff then.

  • #75

    succubus (Donnerstag, 01 September 2011 05:08)

    Hey I found the episode 231, but I dont know if I can put the link of the video here.. can I?

  • #76

    Libellule (Donnerstag, 01 September 2011 05:09)

    Thx! This will do for now, though I most deeply enjoy Jemma story in the whole HaH context. :)
    But this quick fix at least reaffirm what we all know: these 2 actresses...they're just plain brilliant!

  • #77

    San (Donnerstag, 01 September 2011 05:18)

    @Ammy It's all yours :) And for the prouder moments you can say, "keeping it blonde, yo." (the yo is optional)

    Now, I have to figure out how to work, play tennis, pick my sister up from the airport, AND watch 2 whole episodes (Sat1 willing, hopefully, please God!!!) of HaH tomorrow. *sigh* My sister might have to take a cab.

    Shall we convene at #jemmaholics? Next week, ain't gonna be pretty :(

  • #78

    Libellule (Donnerstag, 01 September 2011 05:18)

    I don't think it would be a good idea. We're all craving to see it, that's for sure, but we also kinda pled allegiance to Sat1 (and legal showing/distribution) till...this Friday. ;p

  • #79

    succubus (Donnerstag, 01 September 2011 05:35)

    Ok then... hey one tip, on maxdone.de the episode 231 of HaH it's free, but need register and download a software

  • #80

    Anns (Donnerstag, 01 September 2011 05:51)

    I just woke up and I was willing to go to work late if the episode would be up but I guess not. You guys are amazing! I take comfort in the fact that I wont be the only one who will cry and scream WHY JEMMA WHY everytime I see blue plaid or fancy leggings or hear 'You got the love'. Or face poltergeist ladders (San,you are a genious! Still, pick up your sister from the airport or youll have some explainin' to do.)

  • #81

    radio dyke (Donnerstag, 01 September 2011 06:54)

    So sad there's no new episode that I started flipping through the screen shots above. Did any else notice that the poltergeist ladder shakes when you click the arrow on the enlarged photo? It's freakin' fantastic!!!

  • #82

    Lolo (Donnerstag, 01 September 2011 06:55)

    OK, I am finally giving up on watching today's episode (it's almost 10PM on west coast now). I just hope they have both episodes tomorrow. Jemma fans, let's stay strong!

  • #83

    Metric07 (Donnerstag, 01 September 2011 07:20)

    Thought I'd check one last time before going to sleep if the episode was up. Bleh.

    @Libellule also in image 6/7, on top of the interesting view that Emma has ;) I think that's the mic pack you can see tucked into Emma's jeans? We can just skip over how I noticed that in the first place...

  • #84

    Clijsters3 (Donnerstag, 01 September 2011 15:34)

    @Libellule Lol! Jenny is a meerkat! I like it.
    Both of their face expressions are fantastic.